Age: 19

Sex: Male

Nationality: The only god damn American

Favorite genres: Adventure games, games with hats

Least favorite genres: Sports games, games without hats

Bio: Raised by folk musicians in the wastes of Death Valley, Wiggy decided to rebel by harboring a deep love of technology and making sensible life choices. As soon as he reached the prime age of nine, he embarked on a journey to the frozen wastes of Alaska to remove himself from the heat and memories of endless stumming guitars. Unfortunately he got lost and ended up in Florida, but it was okay because he had video games.

Wiggy places humor and style above silly concepts like "gameplay" and "playability." As such, he will undoubtedly favor quirky, silly, or confusing games over those that are challenging and fun. If a game's story or characters bore him, it will probably get a low score, even if the gameplay is solid.

His writing style is known to devolve into tangents and on occasion he has dipped into stream-of-consciousness rambling before realizing he is still reviewing a game. He will likely focus entirely on small details of a game, and mostly point out "flaws" such as the main character not having a handlebar mustache, a disorienting lack of manatees, and the main character's love interest not having a handlebar mustache.

Quote: "All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be.

How Wiggy reviews a game