Age: 24
Sex: Male
Nationality: English
Favorite genres: Shootin' thangs
Least favorite genres: MMOs, Sports
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Bio: Shepton is an idealist struggling beneath the weight of the truth: Video games just aren't good any more, developers are only in it for the money, creativity is dead, there is no god, and life is meaningless. As such, he has become very quick to judge and his reviews tend to be bitter and harsh, but fair.

A gamer from an early age, Shepton’s training on murder simulators began around the age of four with Sonic the Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis, although he also dabbled with the Sinclair Spectrum. Over the years his favorite pass-time became a hobby and passion. Shepton considers games a form of entertainment and art. As such, he often enjoys a game in the same way many people would enjoy a movie.

Shepton’s gaming preferences and styles tend to remain in a grey area between hardcore and casual. He rarely plays games on difficulties above Normal, unless he thoroughly enjoys a game and wishes to play it to death. Due to this casual nature and lazy attitude, he is sometimes considered to be S. A. Renegade’s gaming polar opposite.

With an unfortunately short temper and varying degrees of patience depending on his mood, Shepton can often judge a game harshly if it pisses him off even the slightest bit, or if he’s had a rough day at work, or if there is no chocolate present. However, he tries his best to ensure that his reviews are free from bias. Fuck Ninja Gaiden 2 in the ass and mouth with a rusty saw blade and a rotten cucumber, respectively.

Quote: "If anybody needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!"

How Shepton reviews a game